Bi Brother Against Drugs was founded on December 11, 2007 by two altruists wishing to further the perfection of Big Brother's world, which he so graciously allows to live in peacefully. BBAD was originally designed to inform the world about the evils of drugs, and how the possession, use, or sale of drugs is blasphemous against Big Brother.
This was our first announcement:
We here at Big Brother Against Drugs are trying to eliminate the drug menace one offender at a time. Any and all offenders will be taken to an undisclosed location where nondescript but presumably painful yet nonlethal things will be done to them. If you, someone you know, your friendly neighborhood shady guy in the dark alley, or a corrupt politician has come into contact with drugs, please immediately report them to your local government official. Remember, IGNORANCE IS YOUR ANTI-DRUG.
That was how it began. But currently BBAD exists to inform the world of Big Brother's laws, and to remind you of his constant, loving, presence.
That is all, please return to your regularly scheduled lives.
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