Planes are evil

Planes are against the will of the Big Guy. Why? You see, flight is obviously against the will of the Big Guy because it allows us to do something that we would normally be unable to do: fly. If the Big Guy intended for us to fly, he would have given us all wings. But he did not, which means that planes, which are used to achieve a goal not dictated by the Big Guy, are evil.

Already they try to bring us down!

It was said today by the weatherman, one of society's many conspirators against the glorious regime of the Big Guy, that snow would appear from the heavens, a gift to us from his Mightyness. Lo, the snow did not come. We have been brought up and smashed back down by this 'meteorologists' lies. But no more! We shall... most likely just be really ticked off. But that will not stop us!
Let us pray- oh, sorry. Let us humbly request of our beloved Big Guy the gift of snow.