BBAD to RIAA: We aprove!

Amazing work, Record Industry Something-or-other! Why, this is an absolutely brilliant idea! We here at BBAD applaud this kind of surveillance ingenuity! But you're not taking it far enough, people. Why stop at looking for pirated music? With this technology we can stop the proliferation of non Big Guy supporting concepts like free speech, love for anything that isn't the Big Guy, and butterflies. Damn butterflies...