Good job, China!

http://gamepolitics.com/2008/02/12/in-china-operation-for-tomorrow-targets-gamers-today/
China has finally decided to bring its foot down on video games. Good for them! Now they're taking the free speech threat brought into play by the medium away. The Big Guy is proud.

BBAD to RIAA: We aprove!

Amazing work, Record Industry Something-or-other! Why, this is an absolutely brilliant idea! We here at BBAD applaud this kind of surveillance ingenuity! But you're not taking it far enough, people. Why stop at looking for pirated music? With this technology we can stop the proliferation of non Big Guy supporting concepts like free speech, love for anything that isn't the Big Guy, and butterflies. Damn butterflies...

Planes are evil

Planes are against the will of the Big Guy. Why? You see, flight is obviously against the will of the Big Guy because it allows us to do something that we would normally be unable to do: fly. If the Big Guy intended for us to fly, he would have given us all wings. But he did not, which means that planes, which are used to achieve a goal not dictated by the Big Guy, are evil.

Already they try to bring us down!

It was said today by the weatherman, one of society's many conspirators against the glorious regime of the Big Guy, that snow would appear from the heavens, a gift to us from his Mightyness. Lo, the snow did not come. We have been brought up and smashed back down by this 'meteorologists' lies. But no more! We shall... most likely just be really ticked off. But that will not stop us!
Let us pray- oh, sorry. Let us humbly request of our beloved Big Guy the gift of snow.

Welcome to BBAD ~ Our History

Bi Brother Against Drugs was founded on December 11, 2007 by two altruists wishing to further the perfection of Big Brother's world, which he so graciously allows to live in peacefully. BBAD was originally designed to inform the world about the evils of drugs, and how the possession, use, or sale of drugs is blasphemous against Big Brother.

This was our first announcement:

We here at Big Brother Against Drugs are trying to eliminate the drug menace one offender at a time. Any and all offenders will be taken to an undisclosed location where nondescript but presumably painful yet nonlethal things will be done to them. If you, someone you know, your friendly neighborhood shady guy in the dark alley, or a corrupt politician has come into contact with drugs, please immediately report them to your local government official. Remember, IGNORANCE IS YOUR ANTI-DRUG.

That was how it began. But currently BBAD exists to inform the world of Big Brother's laws, and to remind you of his constant, loving, presence.

That is all, please return to your regularly scheduled lives.